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| The Country Mouse |
The merry month of May has burst upon Connecticut. The City Mouse went to lunch in Hartford with one of her lady friends – sans mask, while they were eating – and a conversation arose concerning the age old quarrel between city and country.
The City Mouse is a no-nonsense character, a quality disappearing
quickly in our homogenous, progressive Connecticut culture -- Connecticulture?
-- and differences of opinion clouded the air.
The City Mouse was not surprised that Yale law students had launched a suit on a wealthy suburb because, the students asserted, Woodbridge had, through its zoning regulations, frustrated the construction of low rent housing in what had been historically a predominantly Middle Class municipality. If the suit were to be decided in favor of Yale, a certain percentage of low income
housing would be required in all Connecticut municipalities, not solely in
Woodbridge.
“Law students will be law students,” the City Mouse
said, “but the zoning regulations in Woodbridge are not racist. They
regulate lot size, which has attracted Middle Class homeowners to Woodbridge.
How many Yale students finding employment opportunities in Connecticut’s Gold
Coast, or in an increasingly impoverished New York City, have over the past few
decades settled in Woodbridge rather than, say New Haven? How many of New York's tax tortured residents have moved to New Haven rather than Woodbridge or other Connecticut Gold Coast communities? The Yale Law School’s
attack upon zoning regulations in Woodbridge is what it appears to be on its
face – an assault upon representative municipal governance first by the courts and, at some point in
the near future, by a compliant progressive legislature.”
Their server, Brian, approached to refill their wine
glasses. He was a young man – well educated, both could see – who was working
his way through college. He had been at a Connecticut university for a couple
of years, gliding through on a partial scholarship, and both had talked with
him at length before.
“Brian,” Lady Friend said, “your restaurant appears to be
reviving now that Coronavirus restrictions have been lifted. Good for you,
right?”
“Yes. There’s plenty of work. But a different
problem has cropped up.”
“Ah,” Lady Friend asked, “What is it?”
This question caused some unease. Brian, suitably masked,
looked cautiously over his shoulder, then ventured in a whisper, “The
restaurant is having a problem securing help.”
“From state and federal government, you mean?”
“No, everyone there wants to undo the harm they’ve done through shutdown regulations. Help… you know, servers, dishwashers and the like.”
Looking conspiratorially over her shoulder, The Country
Mouse said, “Well, no slur intended on you, Brian, but you don’t need a Harvard
education to serve food and wash dishes. And there is a huge untapped, unemployed
population in Hartford that has not graduated from Yale or Harvard
law schools and may be tapped to work in restaurants -- so, what’s the
problem?”
“They have other means.”
“I don’t understand,” said Lady Friend.
And here, the City Mouse broke in. “Brian is suggesting that
welfare payments and superior benefits keep the unemployed on the public
payroll.”
“Is that it?” Lady friend asked, a note of quiet desperation
in her voice.
“That’s it,” Brian said, and sped off to another table.
“I can’t imagine,” the City Mouse said, with a sardonic
trill in her voice, “what the solution to that problem might be, apart from
bringing restaurants onto the public dole. State support of restaurants could
be sold on the supposition that restaurants might be better managed by
legislators rather than restaurant owners. But you and I know -- don’t we? --
that it would drive up the cost of everything. Just look at the spikes over the
past five decades in welfare costs, state employee salaries and pensions, and so
called ‘fixed costs,’ which cannot legislatively be unfixed without unseating
certain legislators.”
“Imagine that,” said Lady Friend, “you solve one problem,
and another knocks you on the head.”
“Like sowing dragon’s teeth,” the City Mouse mused.
The problem has been solved, I reported to The City Mouse. On
May 3, the Hartford City Council proposed an equitable solution: “City
exploring universal basic income.”
The lede to the story in a Hartford paper ran as follows: “The city of Hartford
is considering experimenting with a universal basic income [UBI], starting with
designing a pilot program that would give no-strings-attached monthly payments
to participating city residents.”
The program would “target single, working parents, with a
goal of learning whether extra, guaranteed income improves recipients’ physical
and emotional well-being, job prospects and financial security.”
The lessons apparently already have been learned by the City Council.
The story bulges with approving quotes from a UConn economist,
the Council President, various Council members, all Democrats, and a solitary Working
Families Party member. Those outside Connecticut should know that the state’s
Working Party lives in the basement of the state’s progressive Democrat Party.
A 2018 study of a similar UBI program in Alaska, the paper
reported, found that “it did not increase unemployment as some critics feared
and had actually increased part-time work.”
“So, no need to worry anymore,” I teased The City Mouse.
Her response, delivered with a painful sigh: “If only stupidity were as easy to dispose of
as Coronavirus.”
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