At long last, the Democrats may have found their Sarah Palin, a Republican Vice Presidential candidate much criticized for having said, probably not in jest, that one could see Russia from Alaska. In an extensive interview with Hartford online radio network’s “ On The Horn ”, 5th District U.S. House candidate Chris Donovan several times referred to North Korean dictators as monarchs (not butterflies), a flub that would portend alarming ignorance in lesser Republican candidates. Mr. Donovan called both the elder Kim Jong IL and his peachy-cheeked son “kings.” Here is a transcription of Mr. Donovan's remarks on Korea: "Horn: We have things going on in North Korea I want you to comment on… What do we do with places like North Korea, where we have the boy king? "Donovan: Well, it’s still pretty much of a mystery right now. We’re seeing more of North Korea than we’ve seen in decades. I mean, the stories that were told to the populace about the former king and his ex...
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