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The Lucian Correspondence


Hester,

I have a modest proposal.

I was talking to a friend of mine, a politically connected tradesman and a marine retired from service. Everyone should be advised that there is no such thing as an ex-marine. I doubt this is true in all cases, but marines, when they grow old, tend to lose some conventional inhibitions. I suppose that’s true of most of us. Conventions can be a smothering blanket, but in the winter one wants warmth. Inhibitions gone, friends are the next to ditch us. Anyway, my marine friend is full of salty expressions. Comradeship arouses in men, especially when engaged in battle or sports, the scatological imperative.

People, he says, think politicians are helpful – compassion and do-goodism is after all in their job specs -- and so people turn to them when in distress, even when the distress is caused by the self-same politicians. But, my friend says, politicians the world over are concerned chiefly with acquiring power and utilizing it to their benefit. Politicians, however virtuous the persona they present to the public, are made of the same frail flesh as the rest of us. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, says this friend of mine, quoting scripture.

My friend, a man of many masks, becomes cynical when a philosophic mood clamps its crushing jaws around him, more often now that he is older. The young wisely resist the lure of philosophy. Very soon we’ll all be dust, he says, what’s the point in continuing to hedge and stammer? Politicians -- some well-mannered, others not -- continue to trim the truth or avoid it altogether even as they hobble towards the grave. Like drowning men, they grasp frantically at straws. Anyway, this friend of mine says, politicians love to stretch voters over the barrel -- bottoms up. Some are cleverer than others, and the best of them are able so gently to penetrate the average voter that he feels as if he has been touched by a feather. As I warned you, my friend is a little salty in his expressions.

This friend of mine tends to look kindly, these days, on the flaccid, failing flesh of older politicians. And, let’s face it, many of them are ancient. Justice Ruth Bader Gingsberg, pushing 88, has survived multiple operations yet continues to show up for work at the U.S. Supreme Court. The two present contenders for the White House, President Donald Trump and former Vice President in the Obama administration Joe Biden, are well past middle age. The bloom has long been off their roses, and they are set in their ways, for good or ill. The recently concluded Democrat primaries have swept younger presidential aspirants into the dustbin of history. It would appear, my friend says, that the elders of the party have successfully arranged matters so as to secure their political futures for life. The only thing more deathless than the insincerity of politicians is gerrymandered political districts. The notion of term limits, he points out, is a flickering flame perpetually being doused by gale force winds streaming from the mouths of incumbent politicians for whom politics has become an unshakable bad habit  – which is to say, all politicians currently plugged into  live power outlets. To be out of office is to be unplugged and therefore powerless.

Anyhow, Biden, my friend points out, is now standing in the diminished gale of the #MeToo movement, waiting for his own mini-tornado to subside. And it really does seem the Tara Reade affair has blown over. Several prominent #MeTooists have said in so many words: we suspect Biden had a horny moment that ordinarily might have caused us to demand his head on a platter, but the greater threat is a sitting president Democrats have been unable to pry from office, though, God knows, they’ve tried numerous times.

So, Biden will more than likely get a pass. If delegates matter at all, the alternative to Biden on the Democrat side may be recently self-neutered Vermont socialist Bernie Sanders, always a bridge too far for moderate Democrats who had tolerantly supported a left-leaning President Barack Obama for eight long years. A return to normalcy is not within the grasp of what used to be called “the vital” center of the Democrat Party. Indeed, the vital center, having moved radically to the left, as indicated by the enthusiasm with which moderate Democrats warmly embraced Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s revolutionary Green New Deal, has become far less vital and much more eccentric.

Despite expert opinion to the contrary, my friend says, eroticism is not snuffed out by old age. Add power to age and you get an ungovernable audacity. In the absence of term limits, #MeTooism, my friend thinks, might have been used to cull the herd of politicians-for-life such as, here in Connecticut, the redoubtable and as yet unblemished U.S. Representative in Connecticut’s gerrymandered 1st District, John Larson. The equally long-lived Rosa DeLauro in the state’s gerrymandered 3rd District is not likely to be swept into a #MeToo maelstrom because – my friend hopes this will not sound too condescending – she is an elderly woman unlikely to be set upon by sex-driven men, young or old. Still, even elderly women are susceptible to non-erotic sins of the flesh. Power is an aphrodisiac that stimulates all the ungovernable appetites, foremost of which is, as Nietzsche tells us, the will to power.

Coronavirus, my friend says, hovers over Connecticut politics like the lamb-horned “Beast of the Earth” in Revelations. The distinguishing mark of the “Beast of the Sea” in Revelations is that the dominant sea-beast rules by authority alone, and it is the province of the Beast of the Earth to convince all to submit to such unauthorized supremacy. And no, my friend is not a curbside Babbitt. In fact, he is a non-aggressive, live-and-let-live agnostic, but he thinks Christian symbolism, still familiar to many, may be deployed to illuminate our Christianity-purged secularized politics. He regards the new, more aggressive, modernist de-Christianized dispensation as a quasi-religious theatre in which politicians play the parts of prophets, preachers and Christ-like political saviors. In the United States, even atheists are Christian atheists.

Not to carry hyperbole too far, but Coronavirus has made Princips of most governors, many of whom are now operating, in the absence of our two traditional power-balancing branches of government – the legislative and judicial – as pre- American Revolutionary monarchs. It is through unconstitutional deference and the supine abnegation of the legislative and judiciary branches of government that liberty is lost. In Connecticut, the General Assembly has not sanctioned any of the extraordinary dicta daily issued by Governor Ned Lamont through executive orders. And, of course, the judiciary traditionally defers to chief executives on political matters unchallenged by the legislature as being unconstitutional.

Our national Coronavirus plague, which some dour, “unscientific” critics insist is no more deadly than the flu, has deposited in the hands of governors here in the Northeast an administrative power that might well bring a blush to the cheek of Gore Vidal’s Caligula. You will remember that, asked by a reporter whether he objected to the seemingly endless senatorial reign of Edward Kennedy in Massachusetts, Vidal quipped – no, not at all, because every state should have in it at least one Caligula.

Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York is the most visible and outspoken Vidalian Caligula in a compact of similarly endowed governors that includes Connecticut, New Jersey and Pennsylvania.

A recent Stanford University antibody study estimates that the world fatality rate among those infected with Coronavirus is likely 0.1 to 0.2 percent, which presents a risk far lower than previous World Health Organization (WHO) estimates that were 20 to 30 times higher. It was the fanciful WHO estimates that spurred isolation and business shutdown policies. Nearly one-third of all deaths in the United States have occurred in New York City, the epicenter of the pandemic. In New York State, two-thirds of fatally infected patients were over 70 years old; more than 95 percent were over 50 years old; and about 90 percent of all fatal cases had an underlying illness. Of COVID-19 deaths fully investigated for underlying conditions to date, 6,520, or 99.2 percent, had an underlying illness, according to the antibody study.

“If you do not already have an underlying chronic condition,” The Hill notes, “your chances of dying are small, regardless of age. And young adults and children in normal health have almost no risk of any serious illness from COVID-19.”

When Coronavirus was raging like a brush fire through New York’s nursing homes, Cuomo did not direct the bulk of his remediation efforts there. The same is true in Connecticut. We knew right from the get-go that Coronavius was especially deadly to people over 65 and those whose immune systems had been compromised. Here in Connecticut, we were able very early on to identify Coronavirus “hot spots,” such as Fairfield County (confirmed cases 13,236, deaths 1,034), New Haven (confirmed cases 9,209, deaths 701), and Hartford (confirmed cases 7,263, deaths 909). A proportional response that would have taken into account the severity of Coronavirus in different sections of Connecticut was rejected from the outset by governors such as Lamont and Cuomo – because they were governors of states, not chief executives of municipalities.  Similarly, Trump was the chief executive of the nation, not the states. If the doctrine of subsidiarity, the first casualty of unrepresentative, top-down governance, had held sway in Connecticut, schools in low-impact municipalities such as Windham County (confirmed cases 270, deaths 7) might have remained open, and a rational shutdown regimen would have been far less devastating to business there and elsewhere in the state.

Fully 60 per percent, more than half, of Coronavirus deaths in Connecticut occurred in nursing homes. The CEO of one Connecticut facility especially hard hit, Kimberly Hall North in Windsor, we know from recent news accounts, had begged relevant state agencies in Connecticut for rapid assistance. The agency heads had ears but they heard not, eyes but they saw not. Why were they deaf, blind and unprepared for the deadly assault on nursing homes, some of which quickly became funeral homes? We still have not settled upon fi statistics. Perhaps leading politicians in the state, intent on running Trump into the ground, were distracted by the glittering possibility that their declared presidential champion, Biden, must – simply MUST – do what Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi and others had been unable to do, subvert the Trump presidency, reclaim the White House and, God willing, capture both houses of Congress.

Screwing in his scientific eye loop and pouring over recent data, Cuomo discovered, to his astonishment, that 66 percent of New Yorkers admitted to hospitals that had contracted Coronavirus did so while sequestered at home.

The number suggests that sequestration may not be a Coronavirus silver bullet. Even as the governors of New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania were requiring their citizens to wear face masks – but not in churches they had closed – facemasks were becoming as difficult to procure as toilet paper. Some of the home-fashioned masks and bandana’s  my marine friend has seen while shopping at Stop and Shop are useless, and there seems to be little agreement among scientists whether these homemade masks are a help or a hindrance.

Early figures from scientists concerning the number of people who had been infected by Coronavirus or those who died “from complications arising from Coronavirus” were, to put it baldly, laughably incorrect, as were calculations of the number of hospital beds needed in New York City to wage the war on the plague. Historian Victor Davis Hanson punctured the grosser predictions of credited scientists when he said that not only did we not know the denominator in our Covid-19 calculations, we did not know the numerator either. Ponder this: a woman crossing a street is hit and killed by a hearse carrying the body of 91 year-old resident of a nursing home. Later, it is discovered that the woman had been exposed to the Coronavirus. Did the second corpse die “from complications arising from Coronavirus?”

This Coronavirus business is a messy affair, and some of the mess had been intentionally generated. Politicians know that there is a level of complexity at which the average citizen simply stops paying attention. That is why political skullduggery lives, like a maggot infestation, in the intercesses of complexity. The antidote to this bewildering complexity is modesty. We should, my marine friend insists, be far more modest than we have been. He quotes his Italian grandfather, deceased for many years, on the point -- never say more than you know, and always know more than you say, a wise rule for both politicians and journalists.

Lucian
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Sunday, May 3, 2020

Lucian,

I agree with much of what you say here, especially the last line of your letter, which refers to your grandfather’s bit of wisdom: Always know more than you say, and never say more than you know. If journalists were to abide by that advice, our papers would be less bulky but more truthful, and what they lose in weight they would gain in lucidity.

We both agree that in the “post-modern” period – whatever that means – a patient search for the truth is no longer a necessary part of disputation since, if you cannot win an argument, you may always defame your disputatious opponent, whoever he may be, not directly – for that would take some courage – but indirectly through masked associates in the media. In our time, it is no longer necessary to dispute or prove error. We have little time for lengthy discussions that turn on nice points. For the perverse among us, nothing is easier than turning truth into a burning bush of lies. The truth can be buried under heaping mounds of twittering nonsense, so that the whisper in the whirlwind tucked in the mile-long twitter feeds need never be heard.

Just a couple of small bones I wish to pick with you. There is no indication that Eros has carried off U.S. Representative John Larson. I know you have not suggested such a thing. Larson is an old-time politician operating in a political theatre in which old times no longer matter.  And why do you not mention the U.S. Attorney from Connecticut, John Durham, a man at the very center of the Trump whirlwind?

I hope you, your loved ones and your VERY few friends are surviving happily in the age of Coronavirus.

Hester

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Sunday, May 10

Hester,

Yes, John Durham is far less interesting than the views on Durham held by anti-Trump/Barr/Durham Democrat partisans.

Durham is an ardent and honest prosecutor, a Thomas More man who holds the More of “A Man For All Seasons” in the highest regard and said so in a little referenced speech at Yale’s Tomistic Institute in 2018.  We may pray none of his detractors discover he is a non-lapsed Catholic, unlike post-modern Catholics; one thinks of the “Catholic” members of Connecticut’s all-Democrat US Congressional Delegation who, having abandoned the moral precepts of their church, have become little more than practical atheists.

Durham takes his constitutional oath seriously, and for that reason he is tethered to something firmer than the unstable estimation of unprincipled journalists. Durham is no one’s man, somewhat like the More of the Bolt play. Fidelity to an oath to defend and uphold Constitutional proscriptions against all hazards will always be a more solid anchor than a flattering editorials in Connecticut's unitary media.

Blumenthal, of course, thinks he is the better prosecutor. Blumenthal’s arrival in the US Senate, after more than 20 years plying his trade as Connecticut’s Attorney General, changed forever the thrust of his senatorial obligations. Far from being the seeming heroic prosecutor of his two-decade-long political apprenticeship as a white-hatted consumer protection Attorney General, Blumenthal has now become little more than a party hack – leading, of course, the hackery parade. As Attorney General, he lavishly imposed questionable restrictions on all kinds of Connecticut businesses. But as Senator from the Constitution state, he has allowed one business – Big Abortion Inc. – to escape untethered to reasonable restrictions.

Blumenthal carried into the Senate with him many of his vices and few of his virtues. He is frigid, humorless and one of those people about whom Thoreau says – those who go to their mail box frequently have not heard from themselves in a long while. As Attorney General, Blumenthal warmly embraced the notion that he would not allow the angels of his better nature to push him around. What is the point of having absolute power, after all -- if you are not willing to abuse it, eh?

And abuse it he did. When he left office, he deeded former Democrat Party Chairman George Jepsen, his successor, more than 200 unresolved cases. Jepson tossed them, which is to say – he cut the shackles from Blumenthal’s victims, raised them up from a dank and dark cellar, and allowed them, many of whom had been impoverished from years of litigation, a measure of abridged freedom.

Over the years, Attorney General Blumenthal had fashioned a process of prosecution I had almost written “persecution” -- that forced many of his victims to accede, after months and sometimes years of bullying, to his demands. First, you find a victim by consulting the state’s Consumer Protection Department. Next, you release to a friendly media a self-serving recitation of unproven damning charges, some baseless, that will induce clients of the business under attack to issue more complaints, at which point you then may persuade a judge to allow you to seize the assets of your victim, driving him or her out of business. Impoverished and brutalized by endless and expensive court hearings, your victim will be rendered mutely compliant. And you will have sent an important message, your calling card, to other businesses across the state -- don’t mess with the man about whom it is said, “There is no more dangerous spot in Connecticut than that between Blumenthal and a television camera.” Durham has a sense of justice, Blumenthal a sense of theater. That is the main difference between the two.

There is another important difference. In his Tomistic Institute talk, Durham lays strong emphasis on that portion of the Bolt play in which son Roper tells More he would cut down every law in England to cage the Devil. More turns on him in righteous anger. England is paved solid with laws, More says – the laws of men, not God, informed, one always hopes, by Christian charity. The law without corresponding charity is an unjust tyranny. When the Devil turns on Roper, More asks, where then will Roper turn for refuge and succor, all the laws of the land having been flattened?

For people who have shaken their feet of God and “all that antiquate religious rot,” there remains, after the great dethronement, only human – “all too human,” Nietzsche says -- will and purpose. Blumenthal’s frantic and aggressive behavior during the Senate hearings on Trump’s nominees to the Supreme Court, Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh, strongly suggests he graduated from this school with honors.

Most political commentators fully expect Blumenthal, the Democrat’s Javier, to denounce Durham at some point. Blumenthal has become adroit at pulling down men such as Kavanaugh, whose character he and other Democrats gleefully destroyed in a congressional hearing that rivaled that of Associate Justice Clarence Thomas.

You may recall Gore Vidal’s Senator Edward Kennedy bear-baiting Robert Bork, nominated to the Supreme Court by President by President George W. Bush. Here is Kennedy at full throttle: "Robert Bork's America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions, blacks would sit at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens' doors in midnight raids, schoolchildren could not be taught about evolution, writers and artists could be censored at the whim of the Government, and the doors of the Federal courts would be shut on the fingers of millions of citizens for whom the judiciary is -- and is often the only -- protector of the individual rights that are the heart of our democracy."

Intemperate opposition to Republican nominees to the high court continued in the case of Clarence Thomas, a black American. Thomas described his own hearing as “a high tech lynching.” Responding to charges by Anita Hill that he had made unwanted sexual advances towards her, the longest serving Justice on the Supreme Court said at the time, “Do I have like stupid written on the back of my shirt? I mean come on. We know what this is all about. People should just tell the truth: 'This is the wrong black guy; he has to be destroyed.' Just say it. Then now we're at least honest with each other." Thomas refused during his hearing to play the part assigned him by his detractors.

Following such hearings, Kennedy continued to roar lion-like in the Senate, 40 years after he had left Mary Jo Kopechne to drown in Poncha Pond.

Kennedy and Blumenthal both are political, not moral, lions. To put it in terms of the Bolt play, they both are Cromwell, not More, proof of the proposition that neither truth nor logic any longer plays a part in disputation -- where denunciation has been given the run of the joint. And we know what More thinks of Cromwell – a useful tool of the king, “a mere plumber.”


Lucian

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Sunday, May 24

Lucian,

I thought we might be able to put politics aside for a bit and talk about something else – anything else. The news is full of Coronavirus politics 24/7 and, it seems to some of us, that the more is said the less we know. The sea of uncertainty, particularly with respect to our damaged economy, appears to be deepening the more the talking heads chatter with “experts.” Most of the data underlying expert analysis is either unreliable, in a state of rapid change, or ambiguous, ambiguity being the real last refuge of scoundrels.

Lucian, the second century Roman satirist, we both know is your namesake. Your father did have an impertinent sense of humor in choosing your first name. In “The Sale Of Philosophers,” a skeptic, Coppernob, who is named after Pyrrho, the founder of the Skeptic school, is auctioned off to a shrewd BUYER, who asks PYRRHIAS “Tell me first, what do you know?”

PYRRHIAS: Nothing.

BUYER: How do you mean nothing?

PYRRHIAS: I don’t think there is anything at all.

BUYER: Aren’t we something?

PYRRHIAS: I’m not even sure of that.

The seller charges one Attic mina for Pyrrhias, not a king’s ransom.

BUYER: There you are. Well now, you – I’ve bought you, eh?

PYRRHIAS: I’m not sure.

BUYER: Nonsense! I have bought you, and I’ve paid my money.

PYRRHIAS: I defer judgment. I’m considering the matter.

Does this dialogue put you in mind of anyone or anything?

Hester

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Sunday, May 17, 2010

Hester,

Lucian’s Pyrrhias puts me in mind of every college professor whose classes I strove mightily to escape while a student. Skepticism, it seemed to me at the time, was tolerable in a student barely graduated from high school, but not in a professor whose duty it was to impart wisdom to his students. It was not my father, no skeptic, who assigned me my first name, but my mother. Neither was she a skeptic, just cautious of everyone and everything that fell outside the magic and familiar circle of the family.

My grandfather on my father’s side may have kept his skepticism a closely guarded secret; he did not wish to infect his children with a paralyzing view of things. Just as all things were possible with God so, to the Italian immigrant of his day, all things were possible in America, if not for him then for his children. The northern Italy of my grandfather’s day was a hangman’s noose. It was pure luck, or the grace of God, that led to my mother and father’s mash up. Ask me about the spruce sprig and the dance someday.

Lucian’s Pyrrhias has leaped from the frying pan, skepticism, into the fire, nihilism.  Pyrrho thought certain knowledge should always be questioned, and in this he does not differ substantially from, say, Abby Hoffman. But the modern nihilist thinks certain knowledge is impossible, because everything that appears before us is either in flux or a mirage such as thirsty men see in the dessert. Knowledge itself is a nullity. The very presence of an observer casts doubt on objective knowledge. Everything but the sensory moment is a painful or pleasant illusion. We stand on an ever shifting point in time in which the past and future are what we make of them. Life is not so much reincarnation, ceaseless repetition, as it is re-invention. Today we can be A and tomorrow not-A. The life’s mission of men and women is to transcend fixed principles of every kind, religious, political and sociological through the abolition of time and space. Even gender is not a bar to willful change. If you are dissatisfied with being male, castrate yourself, grow breasts.

We needn’t wonder what Lucian might have made of all this. If Lucian were writing in our day, some compassionate censor would cart him off, laughing and snickering, to a gulag, perhaps in Virginia, within hollering distance of Washington DC. Some months ago, Jerry Seinfeld, a much respected comic writer and performer, decided he would no longer appear on the college circuit, because students and professors had fallen into the bad habit of taking comedy seriously.

Modern scholars doubt whether Lucian was a cynic. They tend to view him as a comic – he more or less invented the comic dialogue -- and professional rhetorician who liberally swung his bat at everyone. We know Karl Marx, another bat swinger, liked Lucian. Our quarrel should not be with updated skepticism. We should be skeptical of modern day nihilism; that and the perverse will of moderns, perfectly captured in some of Dostoyevsky’s novels and short stories. The will to destruction, to perversely pull everything to earth, to grind beauty’s face in the mud, to show truth the door -- this is what we are contending against.   


Lucian




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