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Fooling Some of the People Most of the Time, News Snuffers


Politics, particularly during a campaign season, is the sometime ungentle art of fooling all the people some of the time.

Fooling all the people all the time, Abe Lincoln tells us, is not possible in a constitutional republic operating side by side with a vibrant and watchful media. But fooling all the people all the time is hardly necessary when appointment to office depends upon garnering 51 percent of the vote. In the struggle for votes, we all know, incumbents have a huge money and status advantage over challengers and, despite mythical views of a free press unattached to the reigning power, incumbents usually are able effortlessly to round up what we might call the media vote as well.

Fooling all the people some of the time would not be possible in the absence of 1) a bewitching populist message, 2) a convincing ritualistic denunciation of a clamorous minority opposition, and 3) an adulatory media “glad to be of use” in T. S. Eliot’s memorable phrase, “to start a scene or two.”

“No! I am not Prince Hamlet,” Prufrock says in Eliot’s poem “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock,” nor was meant to be; Am an attendant lord, one that will do To swell a progress, start a scene or two, Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool, Deferential, glad to be of use, Politic, cautious, and meticulous; Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse; At times, indeed, almost ridiculous— Almost, at times, the Fool.”

Naturally, the media does not often think of itself as an obtuse tool useful to Machiavellian politicians, but it is in the nature of political fools and tools to be petted, cosseted and artfully used by professional politicians. The best reporters blowup their sources every few years; these are few in number.

True, Joseph Pulitzer, after whom the much coveted Pulitzer Prize is named, once said that good reporters should have no friends among politicians – and even, one supposes, among editors friendly to politicians – but Pulitzer has been moldering in his grave since 1911.

In post-modern calculus, even yesterday is old news and may be safely consigned to the trash bin, along with beheaded Columbus statues, devalued founders of modern political parties such as General and former President Andy Jackson, the father of the modern “democratic” Democrat Party, Thomas Jefferson, the principal author of the Declaration of Independence, and anyone more ancient than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a former barkeep who now serves as the Cromwell, along with aged Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, of the new-model Democrat Party.

A few years ago, Connecticut’s Democrat Party ejected both Jefferson and Jackson from the title of its annual money maker, the Jefferson-Jackson-Bailey Dinner, leaving poor Bailey, who owned no slaves, twinkling alone at the top of the marquee.

Consider for a moment, purely as an example of tendentious reporting – or non-reporting -- the blackguard Hunter Biden, son of the next Democrat president, so current polls indicate, Joe Biden.

We know from past news accounts that Hunter Biden has been boastfully disreputable. He impregnated a stripper and was forced by courts to pay for the upkeep of his offspring; he dated for two years his deceased brother's wife; he traveled to Ukraine and China where he scooped up millions of dollars, apparently for having been the son of then Vice President Joe Biden. Recently, long suppressed e-mails have surfaced throwing additional light on Hunter’s questionable dealings with a Burisma executive and a Chinese energy firm.

Is this a story?

Would Joseph Pulitzer have considered it a story? Would Pulitzer’s St. Louis Post-Dispatch and New York World have covered the story from its beginning to its bitter end? Or would Pulitzer – an obtuse tool, glad to be of use, and a prominent Democrat – have snuffed all mention of the two monetarily rewarding connections, along with Twitter and Facebook? When was the last time a Pulitzer Prize was awarded to a valiant snuffer?

To ask such questions is to answer them.

Developing stories of this kind need not be denied by Joe Biden or anyone else. Advising a modern Prince, Machiavelli would certainly note that denial is no longer a part of political disputation in the post-modern world. It is only necessary to introduce dollops of doubt into a narrative to destroy the collective certitude of observable facts. And indeed, some of the people some of the time will be fooled by this useful political stratagem – among them reporters who have ignored Pulitzer’s sage advice that recorders of facts should not themselves play the part of snarling political dogs in campaign fights.

One of the images on a computer likely left by Hunter at a repair shop shows him spaced out with what looks to be a crack pipe smooching his lips. A picture like this is worth the proverbial thousand words. Compromising emails are part of the computer stash. The images and words have now been spiked by both Twitter and Facebook, an unnecessary measure. In the post-modern world, where the meaning of meaning itself has been hauled into epistemological jail, one need only slather facts with doubt to smother the vox populi.


Comments

Anonymous said…
Hunter Biden "dated" but did not marry his deceased brother's wife.
Don Pesci said…
The recording angel is sure to notice.
Don Pesci said…
Thanks, I updated that one.

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