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Beautiful Things, A Review of Reviews

Hunter and Joe Biden

Hunter Biden’s memoir, Beautiful Things, is an attempt by a prodigal son to drape a sanctifying mantle of victimology around the shoulders of his dad, now President of the United States, Joe Biden.

There are problems here. Hunter Biden was a prodigal son, but his father is not simply the un-hip, kindly, fatherly and forbearing Dad we meet in scripture. Hunter’s Dad is the President of the United States and, not to be too difficult, but who writes a memoir at 51 years of age? There is no memoir of the prodigal son.

Beautiful Things, which has as its subject ugly things, is not a memoir; it is an apologia that fails spectacularly.

A review of the book by National Public Radio (NPR) begins by dragging onstage a familiar Grand Guignol villain:

When former President Donald Trump was still in office and holding rallies, he often shouted a question that provoked howls of raucous laughter from the crowd: "Where's Hunter?"

Trump was referring derisively to Hunter Biden, the son of the man who is now President Biden. Beautiful Things: A Memoir is Hunter's answer to Trump's question. He wants to tell us where he is, where he has been, and what it has taken to get him from there to here.

Progressive publications – most especially the bullish New York Times, Washington Post and Associated Press -- are determined not to allow Trump to lie easily in the ashbin of recent history. Former President Trump is to the new century what President Richard Nixon was after August 8, 1974, the date Nixon delivered his resignation speech.

Beaten to a pulp by news coverage of a seriously compromised investigation probing collusion with President of Russia Vladimir Putin to deny the presidency to Hillary Clinton, followed by (two) Democrat impeachment attempts, Trump does not overflow with resignation to the fate that has been assigned to him by his critics. Nor has Trump, wearing sprightly his 74 years, yet attempted a memoir.

Just to keep the numbers straight, Biden is 78 years of age, not a few of them torn to ribbons by the antics, some of them criminal, of son Hunter. Democrat Speaker of the U.S. House Nancy Pelosi is hefting 81 years. It is somewhat doubtful that in each case age has brought wisdom in the train of years.

Politics has not always been a theatre of charity, ethics or forbearance. The post-modern age appears to have elbowed traditional Christian morality into the ashbin of history, despite all the profane protestations of wily politicians to the contrary. Niccolò Machiavelli reminds us that the road to political success is not paved with the beatitudes familiar to Christians from Jesus’ “Sermon on the Mount. Few politicians are poor in spirit, and fewer still will rise to the kingdom of heaven.

Postmodern Catholic politicians in particular who have set their faces against sound doctrine in the matter of partial birth abortion, nearly all of them on the Democrat side of the political barricades, are hardly “poor in secular spirit.” Biden subscribes uncritically to the doxologies of Planned Parenthood, though perhaps not as ardently as U.S. Senator Dick Blumenthal, who has been styled by contrarian journalists – yours truly – as “the senator from Planned Parenthood.”

It comes as no surprise that Christianity and Catholicism play little part in Hunter Biden’s memoir, and wisdom here enters and leaves the stage as a rag wearing refugee.

The review of Hunter Biden’s memoir in the Washington Post cannot be said to be favorable. The reviewer notes that “the addiction memoir is complicated to pull off,” and he notes, “as the late New York Times writer David Carr noted in his brilliant version of the genre, ‘The Night of the Gun,’ ‘Beyond the grime that is bound to accrue from a trip through the gutters of one’s past, what is the value in one more addiction memoir to me or anyone else?’”

So why make the effort? What political value does the book have?

There are two convincing answers to that question: 1) the book is essentially a plea for pity, if not forgiveness. May Hunter Biden in the future have some political role to play in the broad shadow cast by his father’s presidency? None of us are fathers to Hunter Biden, and the part played by the father in the Old Testament is unbefitting to hardboiled journalists writing in the age of supposed wayward presidents such as Nixon and Trump; 2) It is an exercise in victimology which, in our morally twisted postmodern age, operates as a form of political sanctity, a mantel of suffering that washes away the most laughable stupidities.

It is a pity that Christopher Hitchens, an atheist upon whom Christian forbearance had no claim, were not alive at this moment to write a Biden sequel to his book on former President Bill Clinton, provocatively titled No One Left To Lie To.


Comments

Unknown said…
There is nothing more evil in this current age than an oppressor, and nothing more virtuous and worthy of support than the oppressed. Hunter is merely putting his "I'm oppressed" t-shirt on while waiting for a pat on the head and a get-out-of-jail-free card.

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